Mama is on the Potty: My wonderfully smart ass almost 8 month old!

WELCOME! COME IN AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)

Saturday, November 14, 2009

My wonderfully smart ass almost 8 month old!

Its official! Laney-Claire is a smart ass! I knew this day would come, but I thought it would be a little later then 8 months.
See, since she has become mobile she now thinks her shit don't stink. She can go anywhere and do whatever. She likes it (thumbs up on face book). She dislikes when I assert my parental authority. Apparently she did not read the entire family handbook that states mama is the queen of all and must be obeyed.
This brings me to nap time yesterday. Since she was a tinyiney baby she has been a fabo naper. Prolly a little too go, mama never gets anything done because the rule is you sleep when the baby sleeps, right? Anyway, in light of her new found abilities, she does not want to nap. Ha! Napping is for Babies! She is not a BABY! She is a mobile shit getter inner. So, needless to say, she was not going down with out a fight. On my 10th trip in her room to tell her ass it is friggin night night time and she needed to lay her ass down and go to sleep, it happened! She cut her eyes and gave me an eat shit look like I was a total idiot and she was not laying down and she was not going to sleep. Oh no she didn't! No she did not just give me that look at 7.5 months old! I flipped her ass over and told her "Oh no you aint gonna look at me like that! Have you lost your damn mind! Turn your little ass over, get your bear and go to sleep! Now!". Guess what! She did!
I don't understand why the people that live with me like to see me show my ass. I try to be super nice "you need to go to sleep" mommy. Does that work? Hell no! They like the queen bitchy!
Anyway, the nap was short. I won though! Now I know that she is truly one of us! Scary thought! LOL