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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)






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Saturday, November 21, 2009

New Moon Review

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I must admit I was totally disappointed in Twilight. I was very skeptical over New Moon, but I jumped on the band wagon...and I am sure glad I did! This movie ROCKS! I was captivated from the first to the last minute. If you are normally a "wait for the DVD" kinda person I say this is worth the bucks shelled out. The story stayed true to the spirit of the book and the special effects were good. I think if you see this on the small screen you will loose some of the effects. The only hookie effect was when they first introduced the wolves. They were trying to capture the vast size and they kinda look strange, but not a deal breaker. Remember, I am totally am not into fantasy. So, for me to give it five stars it is really good.

I am happy to say I am still on Team Edward, although Jacob did give Eddie a run for his money. The screen writers did a great job of making us love all of the characters. It didn't hurt that Jake had a rockin set of abs (all the ladies in the theater gasped when he took off his shirt...I am not exaggerating). That was the most skin that was shown, and no bad words. This movie is totally acceptable for tweens and above. I don't recommend for younger kids, just because of the content with the vamps and wolfs.

I say, MUST GO!! It totally rocks!

1 comment:

  1. I was another one that didn't like Twilight when it first came out.But I got talked into reading the books, liked those, then once I watched the movie again it grew on me. I Loved New Moon.

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