Mama is on the Potty: I hate being sick

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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)

Monday, November 9, 2009

I hate being sick

There is something wrong with me. I am not sure what, but I feel like poopie. Just mainly achey and have a fever that comes and goes. It sucks being stuck in the bed all friggin day. What really sucks is I missed Matt's DARE graduation. Dean took the whole tribe. What a sweet guy! I also hate not being able to hold my baby. Oh well, tomorrow is another day. Dean has to go to work tomorrow, so I have to take my chances with giving whatever this is to LC. Christmas is coming way too fast! I need it to be August!

I will be back tomorrow. Hopefully to my normal smartass self. Time to get ready to watch Chelsea and get all the MON, NOV 9, 2009 on my celebs. Night all!