Mama is on the Potty

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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)

Friday, November 20, 2009

I will admit it. I have a huge crush on an imaginary 100 year old teenage vampire. Isn't that normal?? According to my face book friends I am one in the sea of millions. Good thing Edward imaginary. We might have some cat fights on our hands. I am new to the whole Twilight Saga. I must admit, I never thought I would read a book about vampire and wolves and be totally bummed when I was done with the series. I wanted more damn it! Not to mention these books are geared at teens. Holy hell Twilight was for sale in Ansley's scollastic reader thing this past week. How weird did that make me feel?!

Yes, I am going to see New Moon. I never, ever go to a movie on opening weekend. This time I must. I do not want to hear about anything at all until I see it for myself. I guess I will say good-bye to my FB until I get home Saturday night. I watched the news tonight and saw the line at my local theater waiting on the midnight showing. Mostly tweens and Moms. If it is really good, and not scarey I might take Ansley next week (darn that means I will have to see it again, shucks!).

For all those that don't understand. No worries! Neither do I! I am so not into fantasy type junk, and VAMPIRES! I mean really! I think it is the innocents (no sex, no cussing) that draws me in. The whole time I was reading the books I thought I will totally let Ansley read these when she gets old enough. Ok maybe not, that would be a little nasty if we both crushed on Edward.
I will be up late Saturday night with my review. Til then...sweet vampire dreams!