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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)





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WARNING! WARNING!

WARNING! WARNING!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Moo Mommy Monday...take 2

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I suck. I am not going to sit here and tell y'all all the stupid excuses that I have came up with why this week I did not get down to business. I am suppose to "keep it real" here. Anyway, I will tell y'all I did weight last week, and that is about all I did! I have not gained ALL the weight back I have lost...but a good bit. I have came to the conclusion that I will have to blog about this every friggin day to keep me accountable. Ugh! At least for a little while. I am still keeping Moo Mommy Monday as my WI day. So this is take 2. I am going to set forth my goals for the week.

1. Stop eating candy and junk food. Only healthy treats.
2. Drink 100 oz of water a day (GULP!)
3. I can only drink diet coke AFTER I have finnished my water goal.
4. Limit my portion sizes.

I think this is pretty doable. I did not add exercise this week. I am going to be hopping clean and getting ready for Thursday and then we will be decorating the house for Christmas. Lets just see how these 4 go for now!

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2 comments:

  1. Jenn RandomlyNovember 23, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    Good luck! most mondays i plan similar things...but i just get in my own way LOL!
    I love the maxine clip hhaha!

    oh, and i put up the twilightning button if u wanna grab it! Do you have a button? Id be happy to put it on both :)

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  2. Veronica LeeNovember 23, 2009 at 10:06 PM

    Hi! I'm visiting from MBC. Great blog.

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