Mama is on the Potty: A Saturday Night Quicky

WELCOME! COME IN AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

A Saturday Night Quicky

I am in bed and so very tired, but I wanted to share some things that happened today.

The kids had a wonderful play date with 4 of their good friends from school. These children are true blessings! All are very bright and well mannered. Most of all, they are super caring. One of the little boys lost his mother 6 short days ago. These children have been such an inspiration of Christian love. I am so very proud of each and every one of them!

We made ornaments, had a dance contest, ate pizza and had warm brownies topped with cool whip and sprinkles. I had so much fun with these amazing children!

Anyway, I hope everyones weekend is ROCKIN! I know mine is going great. Still no Tooth Fairy, but she must have seen my post b/c my Laney-Claire did not seem to be fussing as much today. I am still going to kick her booty if she does not show up soon!

Hugs to all!