Mama is on the Potty: On the 3rd day of Christmas my pranksters gave to me...

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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

On the 3rd day of Christmas my pranksters gave to me...

Some stinking french fries! That is all that we could think of that little kids would like. I also included 2 little Christmas fun pads.

The note said:

On the 3rd day of Christmas my pranksters gave to me...

Some french fries, they are the hens favorite snack.
We also gave you both a fun pad to play with very quietly while baby brother is sleeping.

I am very excited about tomorrow. Today we were off schedule because my older kids were in a Christmas play. We did not do the ding and run until 9:30 (we didn't ding that late, we just dropped it off).

The next few days ought to be fun. The french fries were the only real dud I thought.