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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)





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WARNING! WARNING!

WARNING! WARNING!

Monday, December 28, 2009

I am alive!

I know yall were all super worried! LOL. We had Christmas and all that jazz, then went on a 12 1/2 road trip. So I have been too pooped to peeter. I have lots to blog about. I have even started a list so I will not friggin forget. I am on my phone, so some things will have to wait so that I can show you the purdy pictures (ohhh, ahhhh).

I did get my awards! Thank you to my great mommy bloggy friends. I love your blogs! They are better then snuff and not half as dusty! I am going to wait until I get home to pass them on. Home...ahhhh! When will that be? I have no frackin clue! Sometime before Sunday. That is when Frick and Frack come home from their father's house. Oh how I miss them! Oh how I miss my house. Did I tell yall I hate to go anywhere?!

Anyway, check back in the next day or so. I will have some posts up!

Smooches!
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4 comments:

  1. JulianaDecember 28, 2009 at 3:20 PM

    Wow that sounds like a very long drive. Congrats on your awards.

    I am new to your blog! Come on over to my blog and follow back if you would like. It is very nice to "meet" you.

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  2. Organic Motherhood with Cool WhipDecember 28, 2009 at 8:19 PM

    I'm sorry you found your award today before I was able to send you an email or comment. I suck!! But I totally appreciate all your compliments and stalking of my bloggy. I stalk you too!! You are so sweet. Have a safe trip home. Can't wait to hear all the details.

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  3. Theta MomDecember 28, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    That drive sounds l-o-n-g...Just found you from Organic Motherhood With Coolwhip, love to find and read new blogs! Hope you had a wonderful holiday!

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  4. UnknownDecember 29, 2009 at 1:30 AM

    Glad you're alive and I'm right there with you I hate going anywhere too. Enjoy the rest of your trip Hurry home!

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