I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.


Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)




Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Bad Tiger!

I am a total celebrity watcher. I buy news rags (when I have $). I watch E!. I contribute to the delinquency of the tabloid journalist. I am bad. It is a horrible addiction (like blogging).
Here is my defense. They put their selves out there. They make mega bucks. They wanted to be famous. It is not like these frenzies just started. They knew what they were getting into. If they don't like it, pay for more security and get an assistant to run to Starbucks and get your skinny latte.

That brings me to my current blog. YOU GO ELIN! * Disclaimer* Please no hate mail about me supporting domestic violence. I am actually a DV survivor. However, if a man cheats on his wife, especially after she has stood beside him, needs a good knock.

I took care of said issues prior to my marriage. I told my husband that if he ever cheated on me I would chop off his dick and staple it to his forehead. The entire world would know he was a dick head. That visual made him shutter. Extreme? Yes. But Damn! There is a pirahna pool of women waiting to hop into bed with a married man. What friggin kinda woman does that? A bitch.

In womendom there are 2 digression that will get you shunned forever. The first is if you do not take care of your children. Other women can not stand a sorry mother. The second is if you screw another womans man.

Am I a harsh judge? Yep! I just think people ought to keep there pants on. If you are not happy in your marriage, go to councilling, go to church...not another womans bed!

Kudos to Elin to standing up to that rich asshole! If she forgive him, that is her choice. If not...take his ass to the bank!

1 comment:

  1. LOVING your brutal honesty!.. and the dick on the forehead thing-- is awesome. Elin should totally do that.