Mama is on the Potty: On the 2nd day of Christmas my pranksters gave to me...

WELCOME! COME IN AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)

Monday, December 14, 2009

On the 2nd day of Christmas my pranksters gave to me...

Can you tell what it is? Ha! I sure couldn't! It is little plastic turtles and Dove Cholate in a basket. So cute! I am sure the boys will like the turtles and Mommy could use the cholate!

Our note today said:

On the 2nd day of Christmas my pranksters gave to me...

Some little turtles and Dove Candy!

You have to be good or the jolly prankseters will leave your neighborhood...

Lame, I know...the best I could think up. I am already thinking of my note for tomorrow, so hopefully it will be better.