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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)





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WARNING! WARNING!

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

On the 4th day of Christmas my pranksters gave to me...

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Walkie Talkies!!!

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We got them so they could "call" each other. I was excited about this because I would think that 3 and 5 year old brothers would love walkie talkies. I started picking 5 y/o from school for a few days since mommy just had the baby. I am soooooooo tempted to ask him...but I can't! Crap!

Our note said:

On the 4th day of Christmas my pranksters gave to me...

Walkie Talkies!

For you to "call" each other.


I know I suck at this note thing! I will try to do better tomorrow!
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2 comments:

  1. StephanieDecember 17, 2009 at 10:26 AM

    Hi there I found you through MBC and would love to follow along!

    I think those walkie talkies look like they will be great fun!

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  2. RUBYDecember 18, 2009 at 1:23 AM

    awww fun!!! hope they loved them. i know if i was five i would. ok ok who am i kidding id love them now! :)

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