Mama is on the Potty: I am still sucking ass

WELCOME! COME IN AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!

I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I am still sucking ass

Dear Bloggy Friends-
I am very sorry for sucking ass when it comes to keeping my blog updated. I promise you that I have not killed my family and that is why I no longer have any material to write about. I was thinking/ am thinking about starting a business. That has ate up a lot of my time the last 2 weeks. I have missed blogging and maybe if I would have kept it up I would not be near as stressed out as I am now. Anyway, take this as my appolgy...please. I am thinking about going big time and buying my own domain name so I don't have the blogspot.com in my id. I will be around a lot more. If I am not here tomorrow you have permission to come in the bathroom and get me off the potty!

Love,
April...the mommy on the potty