WELCOME! COME IN AND SIT YOUR ASS DOWN!



I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)






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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Post It Notes- Week 3

Does everyone know what time it is.......
That's right kids! It's POST IT NOTES TUESDAY brought to you by the one and only...


Link up and play along!!!



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14 comments:

  1. Hmmm, just think by the end of Lent you may not have an interest in sugah

    Oh you can take those big kids, I know you can. The moms will reign...

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  2. You'll be all ready to play in the Just Dance Your Bloggy Off contest, then! Woohoo!

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  3. LOL!!

    My space bar gets stuck sometimes, and it's so annoying!!!

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  4. you gave up sugar for lent??? what were u thinin???
    I think my up button and ur i button must be revolting!

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  5. I love ice cream too, I wish I could break up with it but I am weak ~sigh~
    New follower :-) I love a chick who drops the f bomb!

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  6. I really need a wii... I wanna 'just dance' :)

    Good luck with the sugar... I don't eat a lot of sweets and still have a hard time keeping the weight off... *sighs*

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  7. Wow Im thinking I have a new bff in my head! I LOVE what you have wrote in your welcome message! Im going to start following so I'll be here to listen to all the potty words hahaha! Thanks for stopping by my blog, your post its were too good! Next time I see him, Ill tell ice cream you were just thinking about him hahaha!

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  8. Glad your little one is feeling better. I have given up all junk for new years and once a month it kills me.

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  9. There are days that I think "Oh my, I am not gonna make it" but so far I have. AF will be here next week, so I know that we are going into a danger zone. Ugh!

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  10. April,
    You crack me up! I live for a new post on your blog.
    1) Curling? Really? Go see my Post-It notes for Tuesday….
    2) Big Brother… LOVE IT! Wish they would show it as much as they do Survivor.
    3) Have you seen Real Housewives? This is my guilty pleasure. Why? Because all that money and they are STILL FOOLS.

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  11. I know! I wish I could control my silly obsessions (or Dean does lol). I just become totally involved, and I can't stop. I did this with HBO's True Blood, Twilight, Big Love...sigh. The good thing is that I normally come in after everyone else has figured out how great it is and I can consume all the silliness at one time (I started liking True Blood the last eppy of the 3rd season, so I was able to have True Blood merathons with the previous eppys). This is another part of my obsession, I have to be able to get a lot of whatever it is right then- instant gratification. I am way impatient. lol

    LOVE RHW! OC is my least fave. NY is my fav. NJ and Atl are right there neck in neck. I heard Bethany is getting her own show so I am not sure how great NY will be. I love her and Jill together. oooo and Ramona pitched a bitch over Alex's photos, what the h is she gonna say about Kelly's playboy cover? hmmm interesting!

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  12. How can you give up sweets for so long? I can't do it for 1 day. No willpower. That's why I'm so fluffy.

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  13. HA! I am like 2 degrees above fluffy! I am struggling. I seriously have to speed walk as fast as my fat legs will take me past all this yummy Easter candy...Dean told me that he is going to make me an Easter basket, so I am just putting that in the back of my mind.

    I also have NO JUNK in the house. It sucks, but it does make it easier. Now, next week...my post its maye a little darker. AF is coming and she is a ragin bitch.

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