I had a really good Valentine's Day post planned, but I am going to save it for next week on Dean and my anniversary. So, you get Cheers and Jeers (Just like the old TV Guide!).
Cheers- I totally taped Dean while he was snoring and made it his ring tone.
Jeers- To my son’s math teacher. Is there a reason why you don’t give my son home work all fucking week then load his ass down on one night? I mean really? Have you ever heard of S P R E A D I NG it out? Duh! It is ridiculous that you assigned 159 thousand problems on brand new material. I am telling you now Baldy, if you send my kid home with a shit ton of homework over the weekend, we will be having a come to Jesus meeting.
Cheers- My parents are closing on their house Monday! Yipee!
Jeers- To the fuck wad pharmacy tech that filled Dean’s prescription- I am looking for you. I dropped $70 for 6 pills and you only gave him 2. On the label you also put “use as directed”. That is where the fucking directions go you big dumb ass. Anyway, you and I will have an appointment with a can of whop ass if you don’t give my husband the rest of his meds and TELL HIM HOW HE IS SUPPOSE TO TAKE THEM.
Cheers- Survivor. Awesomeness. Total Awesomeness. I will admit I am for team villains (are you surprised?)
Jeers- To my children that refuse to put their glasses in the sink. I am not your personal maid! I know you think I am, but I am not. I have had it and I am in the process of thinking up a very creative punishment for this offence. One that you will surly hate. Muhahhahhhahhahaa
Cheers- To my wonderful husband that convinced the doctor to give him a refill on my prescriptions so that I don’t have to go to the doctor. I hate going to the doctor. Seriously. Hate. Going. Dean talking dude into giving me an RX was like Christmas morning. I will have to go in a few months…but not now!!!!! lol
Jeers- To the people in my house who use more then their allotted shit tickets. STOP IT. Toilet paper does grow on trees, but it is expensive as hell. I am going to go all old school on your asses if you don’t stop… corn cob, that is all I am saying.
Cheers- I received an award from Ruby over at Growing up Blackxican! She is a sweetie and her kiddies a dolls. Go check her out!!!!!!!!!!
I have to tell y'all 6 things that I am a master in. hmmm
1. Bossing people around (not that they listen)
2. Sleeping (Laney-Claire, Matt and I are pros at this)
3. Driving from the passenger seat...don't believe me? Ask Dean! He will tell you that I tell him exactly how to drive and bitch the whole time. I don't know how that man gets back and forth without me.
4. Texting (totally stole this one from Ruby...it is hard to think of 6 things I am good at!)
5. Watching TV, Really stupid TV. (lol I really do not have a clue what to say!)
6. Cooking. I don't tell many people that I do know how to cook. I just act stupid so I don't have to do it often.
I am suppose to pass this along to 6 people, but it is so hard for me to pick just 6...so I give this to all of you! Just post and tell your six super dooper things that you do. Make sure you comment in this post so I can go check it out!!
Cheers- To the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope y’all have a great one! Love up on all your hunnies!!!!!!