I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.


Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)




Friday, February 12, 2010

Cheers and Jeers

I had a really good Valentine's Day post planned, but I am going to save it for next week on Dean and my anniversary. So, you get Cheers and Jeers (Just like the old TV Guide!).

Cheers- I totally taped Dean while he was snoring and made it his ring tone.

Jeers- To my son’s math teacher. Is there a reason why you don’t give my son home work all fucking week then load his ass down on one night? I mean really? Have you ever heard of S P R E A D I NG it out? Duh! It is ridiculous that you assigned 159 thousand problems on brand new material. I am telling you now Baldy, if you send my kid home with a shit ton of homework over the weekend, we will be having a come to Jesus meeting.

Cheers- My parents are closing on their house Monday! Yipee!

Jeers- To the fuck wad pharmacy tech that filled Dean’s prescription- I am looking for you. I dropped $70 for 6 pills and you only gave him 2. On the label you also put “use as directed”. That is where the fucking directions go you big dumb ass. Anyway, you and I will have an appointment with a can of whop ass if you don’t give my husband the rest of his meds and TELL HIM HOW HE IS SUPPOSE TO TAKE THEM.

Cheers- Survivor. Awesomeness. Total Awesomeness. I will admit I am for team villains (are you surprised?)

Jeers- To my children that refuse to put their glasses in the sink. I am not your personal maid! I know you think I am, but I am not. I have had it and I am in the process of thinking up a very creative punishment for this offence. One that you will surly hate. Muhahhahhhahhahaa

Cheers- To my wonderful husband that convinced the doctor to give him a refill on my prescriptions so that I don’t have to go to the doctor. I hate going to the doctor. Seriously. Hate. Going. Dean talking dude into giving me an RX was like Christmas morning. I will have to go in a few months…but not now!!!!! lol

Jeers- To the people in my house who use more then their allotted shit tickets. STOP IT. Toilet paper does grow on trees, but it is expensive as hell. I am going to go all old school on your asses if you don’t stop… corn cob, that is all I am saying.

Cheers- I received an award from Ruby over at Growing up Blackxican! She is a sweetie and her kiddies a dolls. Go check her out!!!!!!!!!!


I have to tell y'all 6 things that I am a master in. hmmm

1. Bossing people around (not that they listen)
2. Sleeping (Laney-Claire, Matt and I are pros at this)
3. Driving from the passenger seat...don't believe me? Ask Dean! He will tell you that I tell him exactly how to drive and bitch the whole time.  I don't know how that man gets back and forth without me.
4. Texting (totally stole this one from Ruby...it is hard to think of 6 things I am good at!)
5. Watching TV, Really stupid TV. (lol I really do not have a clue what to say!)
6. Cooking. I don't tell many people that I do know how to cook.  I just act stupid so I don't have to do it often.

I am suppose to pass this along to 6 people, but it is so hard for me to pick just 6...so I give this to all of you! Just post and tell your six super dooper things that you do. Make sure you comment in this post so I can go check it out!!

Cheers- To the weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope y’all have a great one! Love up on all your hunnies!!!!!!


  1. You make me laugh.

    I was such a big dork watching Survivor last night and clapping! I love Russell, Boston Rob, Cirie, JT, and James.

  2. I love your posts so much have given you an award over at mine. Happy weekend.

  3. Great blog!

    I love finding the other foul mouthed, smart assed blogging Moms. :)

  4. Thank you for the laugh we all need one:) Thank you for stopping by my blog today, you are great. I'm your new follower can't wait to read more of your blog:)
    Have a beautiful day!

  5. Today is my first day as a fan of Mama is on the Potty and I'm hooked already - love it!

  6. LOL! This made me laugh a lot. I needed it! Thank you very much for that.

    And thank you for the kind words and thoughts. :)

    Looking forward to reading more of your crazy stuff. :)