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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)





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Monday, February 8, 2010

Post It Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am jumpin on the bandwagon baby! However, true to form, I can't seem to get it all on one little sticky. I will try better next time.......Brought to you by:




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8 comments:

  1. KarrahFebruary 9, 2010 at 4:21 AM

    ugh kailin does that too .. lil buggers!

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  2. BNMFebruary 9, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    hahahaha these are great! gah and FB... I am soo not liking the "something different" every other week.

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  3. ShellFebruary 9, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    Stupid fb and all its changes! I love your intro!

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  4. The Princess of SarcasmFebruary 9, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    Great minds think alike....

    I feel exactly the same about facebook and followers! I'm going to follow you because I'm interested in hearing more. I don't play the "folla back" game either. ;)

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  5. MeredithFebruary 9, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    Favorite = Don't Give Momma A Fucking Heart Attack.

    tftk 87by 8ujhax aosiuujhyn6p

    Oh, and my baby says hi.

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  6. supahmommy- somethin's wrong with that girlFebruary 9, 2010 at 9:06 PM

    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING

    first blog on the list that made me FUCKING BUST OUT LAUGHING

    dont' be a stranger.

    xoxxo
    supah

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  7. connieFebruary 10, 2010 at 8:32 AM

    You crack me up! Keep posting I will keep reading

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  8. April (Mama is on the Potty)February 10, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    Thank you for all the bloggy love! Somedays ya just need to know that people are reading and kinda like what you are doing...

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