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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)






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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Post It Notes- Week 2

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14 comments:

  1. Hahaha, love these! Way to be honest and legit!

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  2. LMAO! I grabbed your Button and am following you now... you had me on your intro with the "Collard Greens" Comment... Freakin' Yummy!! I luv me some Collards! Cooked with the Hog of course.. people out here love to use Turkey, which is okay but Oink Freakin' Oink for me!

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  3. LOL. Doncha just love letting it all out on Tuesday! Thanks for visiting my blog.

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  4. Too funny! I get so mad at Best buy. One time the hubby and I seriously were asked if we needed help 22 times. I finally just snapped and said, We got it, will get you if we need you, go harrass somebody else!

    Have a WONDERFUL week and thanks so much for visitng my blog

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  5. I just had a very upsetting day at KMART yesterday. Not that I was a loyal customer, but they just lost any sales from me for a lifetime.

    So what color?

    Kewl I will be out celebrating your anniversary this Thursday...okay that's a big lie, but I will be out celebrating :D

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  6. Oh....I spewed on BB a couple of weeks ago!

    I'm going to have to wiki Scott Disick. I have no clue who he is, but I know who Larry is!! (So I'm guessing douche is an accurate description.)

    I am an awesome judge of paint colors. Send me your chips and I'll tell you which one!!

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  7. UMMM yeah U'm sorry but you are my new best friends...no you can;t say no so dont even try!

    you had me at your first intro paragraph...welcome to my life

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  8. I hate picking paint colors... I am never happy with what I pick...

    My fam has been fighting off a cold too... Hate it when my baby girl is sick and can't go to school...

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  9. Oh don't get me started on Best Buy!! I actually wrote about them in a my Post-It notes a few weeks back!! They are the worst!

    And I'm jealous your snow moved on so quickly!!!

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  10. HEY THANKS FOR STOPPING BY....YOUR ON MY LIST TO CHECK OUT! THANKS! You are great!

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  11. I'm with you on the snow. Fun to play around with, but so glad it is now gone. I'm ready for sun again!!!

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  12. Thanks for stopping by my blog.

    Who is Scott Disick??

    Best Buy people don't work on commission, which is why you get crappy service.

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  13. ah, that happened to me once too. I was standing there waiting and waiting, and one dude never shut the f____ up! I just walked away.

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