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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)






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Thursday, January 7, 2010

I am Giving an Award to.......Stir-Fry Awsomeness

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I have decided that since I am full of the awesome (or crap, which ever you prefer to call it) I am starting a new award. This is the PIMP Award. PEE IN MY PANTS Funny! I must say that I have SEVERAL mommy bloggers that make me PIMP, but I have narrowed it to one and only one this week. I think that if this catches on I will give it out every Friday.

Anyway----- Week 1 goes to Stir Fry Awesomeness, well ...because she is awesome and her Horton post made me PIMP. Please check her bloggy out

Stir Fry Awesomeness

I am not good with rules and all that junk that comes with awards. I just say that if you want to pass it go for it! If someone finds a post and wants to award this, go for it! I only ask that you send me the linky so I can PIMP also!!

9 comments:

  1. Dude. Just read your disclaimer up top and it made ME PIMP! LMAO.... heading over to check out stir fry!

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  2. LOLOLOL!!! Great award :D I may have to pass it along! :D Have to go check out the blog too!

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  3. Thank you, thank you, thank you! I lurve the award! So flattered that you liked the Horton post.

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  4. Dang!@!! I just left you the MOTHER of all comments and it disappeared when I posted it. Oh well. I just wanted to tell you how AWESOME I think you are. This award is so funny and cool. And I love Stir Fry Awesomeness too!! And, I love the disclaimer you put on your blog. It rocks. I totally agree with you on everything, except I am the wierd mom breastfeeding teenagers that you describe. HAHAHAHAA. Oh well!! To each her own, right? That's what I love about you. You don't judge, you just laugh along, even when your bloggy friends are crazy, alternative, kooky lunatics. Thank you!! I love your blog!!! And I love you!!!! LYLAS:)

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  5. Naomi- you know you are my very best hippy friend! I don't care whatcha do! I think it is kinda cool. I even will think about trying some of your ways, as long as I can keep my cool whip...

    As far as BF...not so much. My son will be 11 next week and I am trying to get his mind off of boobs. I don't want him to get any ideas about sucking on them! (Yes, it does start this early!).

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  6. Okay, just in case, I just wanted you to know that my kids are really only 2 and 5 and the 5 year old is totally off the tit. Tho he does tell me that I have nice nipples sometimes, still. ?????? Anyhoo, I'm so not ready to face the next stage of motherhood where my boys are done with idolizing me and begin idolizing the little girls in their class and stuff. My husband is always kidding around already telling me that he's going to tell "those fast girls to get away from his son" Mind you he is talking about four and five year olds who come over to our house, and fight with Nino over toys while picking their boogers. I think he's a little ahead of himself, but whatever works, right?

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  7. I am sorry! I knew you were not BF anymore! Your I beat up my pump post made me PIMP. I should have said that for people that don't read your blog. They would have thought you were a crazy hippy!... sorry...I am having huge issues with my son and girls. I was not ready for this situation. All these hussys calling my house. Ugh!

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  8. OMG and the whole nice nipples thing....ROTFLMAO

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  9. No apologies necessary!!! I am a crazy hippy, but I don't think I could hang in there to nurse teenagers. But I do know some people who do (or almost anyway), so it's not completely out of the question... hope you have a great weekend!! and tell those little hussys to stay away from your son:)

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