I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.


Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)




Friday, January 8, 2010

Today, I am Aunt Becky's Bitch

Here is the thing. I love Aunt Becky. I love her blog. If you have not been to her blog, you must go...now...I will wait....(elevator music)

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Ok, now that you have been you understand why I think that she is full of awesome. You prolly also saw that she is doing a give a way dealy for Amazon. I kinda want that card, but I kinda just want to spread her glory (totally sucking up, come on magic number generator *wink*). As part of this give away I have to do this interview.....so away we go

1) Dave and I have a long-standing feud over cheese in a can. He thinks it’s food of The Gods while I think it’s probably Of The Devil. Your take? DEVIL, the NASTY DEVIL

2) Is there any way you can think of to make the elder Gosselins go away? I AM ALL EARS. I posted yesterday that I wish we could put them in a bubble and they would fly away. Maybe I can contact Balloon Boy's parents and they can give me the hooooooook up! (When they get outta jail and all that jazz).

3) Who is your ridiculous “I can’t admit this to anyone in polite company lest I be banned from life” crush? Well, I am pretty open about my crushes. The most ridiculous one I have is also the man of a lot of women's dreams right now...EDWARD. Yea, I am in love with a fictional 100 something year old teen age vampire. What! lol

4) If you could fuck it all and pursue your dream (assuming, of course, you were going to be GOOD at it), what would that dream be? AHHHHH I just figured this out. Of course I want to be a writer. I mean, yeah I would love to be a play boy bunny and be the next "Girl Next Door" but I am not thinking that they have a market for thirty something, over weight, married mother of 3...but ya never know...there is a fetish market.

5) They say “living well is the best revenge.” I think they are wrong. Do you?
Who is "they" and what are they referring too? If they say "living well" is eating grass and exercising 7 hours a day...not so much. If "living well" is pimpin in a mansion and having shirtless men feed me grapes....hell yeah!.

6) What is the most humiliation you’ve experienced in public that you’d be willing to admit to The Internet?

Lord, I am humiliated on a daily basis. I have 2 snarky ass kids that share all of my secrets. If they let up I have my dear hubs or my brother that will finnish me off.
I guess when Ansley told everyone I was wearing fake hair...only b/c that is the only thing I can think of right off the top of my head.

7) Are you honest with The Internet? Like, if I came over to your house tonight (heh)(I’m coming over, yo)(heh) would I be surprised at who I found?

Not so much. I let it all hang out.

8 ) If you could have one talent that you don’t currently possess, what would it be?
I want to be Jeanie from I Dream of Jeanie. Then I can blink up what ever I wanted (like a maid and a chef).

9) There’s not always room for Jello. Is there? Yes...but not so much orange.

10) What’s your guiltiest of the guilty pleasures?

Reading AB blog of course! (over at Toy With Me)


  1. Great post!! I love Aunt Becky too- I can't wait to see her community site!

  2. LOL ... Aunt Becky cracked me up .. thanks for sharing........ and you can ALWAYS be the next "Girl Next Door" in your own bedroom, just get your hubster a nice Hefner Smoking Jacket.. lol...

  3. oh i love #8 i dream of being a genie too lol
    but any ways you have an award waiting on my blog heres the direct link

  4. I'm following from MBC. Come check me out here:


  5. fake hair!!!??? i want to hear that story. give it up, mama!!