I have been bloggin for almost 2 months. I have learned a lot of things! Yeah, me and everyone that I have learned from! I want to change up a few things because, well...I can. Actually, I have decided to be what I am...a smart ass. I cuss, I fuss and I love my family more then anything in the world. I am the friend that your husbands will not want you to talk to b/c I dont take shit. I shovled shit for 8 years and I am done with it.
I am snarky and mean. I am sorry if this offends, not intended I am sure. It is just who I am. I have stuff about the 3 Musketeers and The Cheif on here all the time (you know that fluffy mommy crap I post). That is sticking around b/c that,also, is who I am. This blog is my outlet. My kids do not read it, so no DSS calls please.
"Why the heck did you name the blog 'Mama is on the Potty'"?
Well, that is where I get my best thinking done. Normally, it is the only place I can be alone. This is generally where I come up with my blog ideas. I thought it was fittin.
ANYWAY! Here it is! I have a new button, but the old one will still work. I love, love, love comments! I actually know that people are reading and getting my wacked out personality.
I am off now to hump some other blogs!
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I loved that post. I would like to know how you get to be alone on the potty? My kids usually tail right behind me! I might need to change the lock!
ReplyDeleteI can't even ever catch an "alone moment" on the toilet! My kids march right in and start talking to me. Sigh...
ReplyDeleteLMAO at this post! I have to even lock the door on the potty. Then they stand outside and knock and shake the handle and holler and want to know why they can't come in! LOL
ReplyDeleteI love snarky, mean, smart ass people.
My kids use to do that all the time. My son is almost 11, so he is over walking in on me. My older daughter (9) saves up a list of things to talk about while I am on the pot. Normally they include things that I will not allow and she is trying to talk me into. I just say "yes" to get her outta my face. My youngest is not that mobile...yet. My husband does run interferance when he is home. I get private potty time about 80% of the time now. It is great!
ReplyDeleteI love mean, snarky, smart ass people also! I find that most of the time I can relate to what they are saying and they say things that I myself have wanted to say a million times! I really don't mean to offend. It is just how I roll!
This cracked me up! My little one is a crawler and I can't leave her alone, so I bring her into the potty with me. Looking forward to those days when I can "think" alone - haha.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year!
Well, good for you for being who you are! If we can't be the real us on our blogs then we are really sunk, huh?
ReplyDeleteThis is why I love you blog, you are a real person! Keep writting I will keep reading.
ReplyDeleteLove both parts of you!lol. I am jealous though that you get to be alone on the potty. I don't even get that!
ReplyDeleteYou are a very real type of person and very truthful. I love that about you!! I really wish we could have the chance to hang out in person cause then maybe I can gets Dan's ass straightened out right quick!! I'm shoveling laods and loads of shit right now. And not just baby shit either. I love your blogs and I love trying to hold in my laughter at my desk but I never can so I look very weird sitting at my desk laughing at who knows what and tearing up cause I'm laughing so hard. Don't you dare even think about not being you Miss April!! I'll come kick you square in the Arse!!! And who cares if you think of the worlds funniest things while you are on the pot cause that just makes it the more funnier. =)
ReplyDeleteLove love love the new name!! (But I liked the old one tons too!!) Anyway, I'll all for potty humor and such, as you can tell from my bloggie. And I'm happy to hear you get to spend time alone on the pot. That is my dream. To someday use the toilet alone. Oh yes. Anyhoo...sorry for being MIA for a bit. Had some guests in the house. But I'm back now and can't wait to catch up on everything I missed. Happy New Year!!!!
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