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I have been cruising the mommy blog directories, so I felt like I should put up a disclaimer for the new folks.

I AM CRAZY! I AM SNARKY! I AM CRASS! I AM A SMART ASS!

Yep! I am all of the above, with a little bit of nice rolled in for good measure (although I don’t show that often). I started this blog just wanting to shoot the shit…yes I do use potty words, they make me feel grown up (kinda)…and after 2 + months I have decided that is what I want to keep on doing. I love give away moms and PR moms rock…that is just not what I started this site for. The only thing I might give away is a small piece of my brain (I can’t afford a big piece, I would have nada left). I will dance for comments and I love followers, not just for the sake of following. If you like who I am and what I do- Follow me Bitches. If not, that is cool.

I am a non baby wearing, put your ass in a crib, drink from a bottle and a spanking you deserve is a spaning you will get mama. I DO NOT care how you raise your kid. If you want to breast feed until Junior High…that’s cool (I am gonna talk about your ass, but that is cool). No seriously, everyone parents in different ways. I parent the way I was parented and the way that 99% of the people I know were parented. I am from the south, so we tend to not be as “green” (unless you are talking about collards, I am all over that) as other regions. That does not mean I don’t respect others ways of parenting. I just ask that you respect mine.

I guess I should say when I talk about my awesomeness I am also being silly. I don’t think I am truly a Queen, or totally awesome…I have a few flaws…..just a few! ;o)





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WARNING! WARNING!

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Friday, January 8, 2010

As if this woman wasn't scary enough...

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Have y'all seen this crap? She is SCARY! Can you imagine what here babies are thinking?

"Holy shit! What has this wacked out bitch done to her face now?!"

I am all for a good beauty regimen, but come the fuck on. Did she not think that the paparazzi would not catch her in all this glory? Hell yeah! I guess she was not getting enough press time so she decided that she needed to spice things up and come out in Grinch face.

Nice! What and idiot. If I had 14 kids I prolly would not even have time to wipe my butt more or less smear that crap on my face. I love her Abominable slippers. I wonder if she swiped them off of her older kids?

I wish that she would get in the bubble with Jon and Kate and float away.
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11 comments:

  1. MoonNStarMommyJanuary 8, 2010 at 12:02 AM

    ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG I literally cracked up laughing when I got to "grinch face" and so I had to read it to my husband cuz he's all over wanting to know what is funny, he got a laugh too!

    When did you change your button, now I gotta go change it on my blog...

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  2. April (Mama is on the Potty)January 8, 2010 at 12:27 AM

    My old button should still work, no biggie! I am glad you came by! I see your son had a good birthday!! I am glad!

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  3. KarrahJanuary 8, 2010 at 5:05 AM

    We might be able to smear our face in goo if we had a few live in baby sitters !!!
    Until I win the lottery, looks like my pimples are moving in !!

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  4. TracieJanuary 8, 2010 at 7:59 AM

    The goo is probably her disguise from the press. Cuz you know she doesn't want any more publicity.

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  5. NicoleJanuary 8, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    OMG...she is so strange! I love Jon & Kate (yes I am one of THOSE people:) but I can't stand that crazy woman! Lovin the blog!

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  6. April (Mama is on the Potty)January 8, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    I like the old Jon and Kate. This new junk is for the birds. I am seriously going to go into Aiden withdrawls and I am totally pissed at J&K for fucking up a good thing...I wonder if they realize how dumb they are?

    Kys- THAT'S IT! I totally would have never thought of dressing like a fool! Maybe she was channelling Lady Gaga! lol

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  7. Organic Motherhood with Cool WhipJanuary 8, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    She does look kinda like the wicked witch of the west, but DAMN! I wish I had that body after pooping out 8 babies. How the hell does she do that? For reals.

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  8. UnknownJanuary 8, 2010 at 3:50 PM

    Ya she needs to jump in that bubble fast. She is always up for a photo op. She went out to get the paper(like she really reads it) it would have taken her 10 seconds so she drags her kids out with her all i have to say is NEXT!!! btw snaggin your button!

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  9. BNMJanuary 9, 2010 at 12:16 AM

    im new to your blog but loving it already :)
    http://brittneymclain.blogspot.com

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  10. Small BurstJanuary 10, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    You are so funny. I love your blog. Maybe someday Hef will require some 30 somethings hanging out at the mansion!
    Visiting from MBC. I'm def. going to follow!

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  11. MommynightowlJanuary 12, 2010 at 1:50 AM

    omg! I can't wait till I move out of this state and my husbands taxes pay for her kids to eat. I wish I had someone to watch my kids while I was out getting starbucks and my nails done. And is it just me or does it always look like she's about to drop one of her kids? :/

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